Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan
We simply MUST have a more accessibly decadent culture because too many people have completely forgotten that you can have fancy parties for NO reason and do not have to wait for your wedding day if you want to put on a fancy costume and have everyone say they think you’re pretty
the average american loses their fucking mind over their wedding because they think the extravagance of the wedding = validity of their relationship but then NEVER THROW A COSTUME PARTY, FETÉ, MASQUERADE OR DANCE PARTY IN THEIR ENTIRE LYFE EVER AGAIN DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM
them bitches got their Wedding and Halloween IF that, they’re starved for parties
